Maurice Binder��s fluorescent-soaked titles for A View to a Kill. Eric Serra��s croon over the GoldenEye end credits. Roger Moore (do you sense a theme here?) driving a motorised gondola. Roger Moore climbing into a submarine that��s disguised as a crocodile. You know what I mean: Roger Moore snowboarding to the sounds of The Beach Boys Roger Moore climbing into a submarine that��s disguised as an iceberg. I mean those scenes which make you slap your forehead in disbelief and shout ��No, no, NO!�� at the screen. Over 22 films (oh, all right, Bond geeks: 23 including the non-Eon produced Never Say Never Again) there have been some excruciating hands-over-the-eyes moments that make you go (for want of a better word): ��Bleh.�� I don��t mean continuity errors or bloopers. As a lifelong fan, it pains me to say it �� but, sometimes, James Bond = total pants.